So I like to escape the office for a bit each day (because reasons) and often go to Whole Foods to grab something for lunch. It’s at the point where I don’t even necessarily want to go there but I’m so used to it and trying to eat well and lose weight so I don’t want most of the food sold around here and I just go and walk around like a zombie looking at all of this crap I don’t need and I end up leaving with a bag full of hippie organic nonsense and what has my life become?
MOOOOOO-oom.
- Mom: Why don't you use a cart for your laundry?
- Me: Mom, I'm 25! Please just accept my decision to carry my laundry one block!
- Mom: Are you sick?
- Me: No.
- Mom: You sound sick.
- Me: I'm not sick!
- (an hour later my dollar store laundry bag ripped at the seams and today I woke up sick.)
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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- Benedict Cumberbatch’s morning routine (source) (via bennyslegs)
Guys, that’s actually Patrick Bateman’s in American Psycho, as played by Christian Bale. You done been Loki’d.
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I’ll teach her that she has an army inside her
that can save her life.
—“Daughter,” Nicole Blackman (via clavicola)
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