So I like to escape the office for a bit each day (because reasons) and often go to Whole Foods to grab something for lunch. It’s at the point where I don’t even necessarily want to go there but I’m so used to it and trying to eat well and lose weight so I don’t want most of the food sold around here and I just go and walk around like a zombie looking at all of this crap I don’t need and I end up leaving with a bag full of hippie organic nonsense and what has my life become?
- Mom: Why don't you use a cart for your laundry?
- Me: Mom, I'm 25! Please just accept my decision to carry my laundry one block!
- Mom: Are you sick?
- Me: No.
- Mom: You sound sick.
- Me: I'm not sick!
- (an hour later my dollar store laundry bag ripped at the seams and today I woke up sick.)